Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina

It was flowers upon flowers upon flowers at the Chanel couture show this season…. Krypt Keeper Karl must’ve just discovered these blooming beauties on his rare walk in the park in the daylight. I mean, he must never see flowers since he’s always in his vampire lair, figuring out how to …

   The attention to detail in Ulyana’s collections is incomparable… did you know that all the embroidery and stitching is done by hand by 100 super-talented seamstresses? This season, I’ drooling over the rooster handbags and the pink cape. Sooooo, gorgeous!  Any who, never a disappointment! photos: Style  

  The hottest look from the OTHER Alexis’ collection. Look at that BOW! photos: Style

What in dainty afternoon tea- wear is this lovely thing? It’s a  Tour de Fork – acrylic rings to hold your bite-sized nom nom for a few seconds before you devour it. Totally a necessary object. The best part is using it like a pair of brass knuckles and marking your …

  I always knew that the quickest way to make any outfit super duper fancy was to cover half your face with a polka-dotted veil. Either that or wear ripped fishnets with thigh high boots. Any who, these were my fave looks from this collection…. I’m loving the pixelated dresses …

Japanese designer Pameo Pose some sweet outfits perfect for a picnic or garden party. Naturally, my fave piece is the chunky heels with -count them- FIVE bows! Someone got it right! I’m also loving the turquoise and red color combo…. really styling’…. Any who, check out Pameo’s e-shop- you can get these …

Check out “Meet the Family” by Colin Batty from Portland, Oregon…. These are really old photos that Colin adjusted to really make a creepy impression. These oddities can be seen up-close and personal at Peculiarium.  This reminds me of that Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum in Hollywood... there’s a dinosaur on …

  The theme was PINK PINK PINK at Sibling this season and I have to say, I love when men wear pink. Fun fact: Pink was actually the color for boys and blue was the color for girls during the old-timey days.   Any who, those paper bag suits are pretty …

It’s PENIS-GATE! The twigs and berries have sprouted for Fall! Weiner– shnitzels are IN this season! Woody wood Pecker is high fashion! Throw the dog a Bone-r! How Schlong is the hemline this season? Dingaling a ling : the answer is Peen. and one last one…. Why wasn’t Jon Hamm and …

Mothmeister … oh my dear god…. this is what nightmares are made of ! I believe these are taxidermic animals posing with their creepy ass person. Really, this makes SAW like a lullaby. Not really, SAW is still one of the most messed up, most horrific movie I have ever, ever seen …