You know those reusable foam coffee sleeves? Well, round them all up and sew them onto your coat collar and call it a Pedro Lourenço! Then you can carry several coffee cups at one time, kind of like those African tribes that carry all kinds of crap through the desert. Actually, these jackets would be perfect for that personal slave assistant. Whenever I’m in LA, I can tell who’s a personal assistant by looking at them- veins bulging at the neck, FML eyes, forced smile and 52 Starbucks coffees in their arms. And they always get even by dishing the dirt on their slave owner sooner or later to a gossip mag. Anyway, waaaaay of track.
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