These are not my legs after a week long Sasquatch festival taking place in my home, but rather hairy leggings from a Chinese manufacturer. These are designed to curb perverts from hitting on you in public. These are sheer genius because I always thought to drive away the perverts, you just have to act really, really crazy, like skip and yodel the Gangnam Song. Or start talking to your car keys like it was your best friend. Anywho, I gotta get my hands on these, literally… hahahaah.
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