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Dolce & Gabbana’s latest collection was full of baby friends and kids honoring their moms. Dresses with child-like drawings and appliqués took over the runway… probably, inspired by Angelina Jolie’s Versace custom-made wedding dress. I have to say those drawings are better than anything I have ever drawn! I wonder …

Holy ten head! Chinese artist Wang Zhijie paints these girls with huge ass eye and foreheads as wide as RiRi  for his latest collection. I, personally, love it. It’s like a gamine alien going to a rave. Fascinating! I’m gonna have to make these baby faces my screensaver. photos: Hi-Fructose

You may have noticed I’ve been posting sparingly… it’s because I was in the middle of pushing out baby #3 aka my latest spawn! I’m surprised It’s a baby and not a cat. Mr. Miggins is calling Maury Povich, right now.  Anywho, once I get into a regular schedule with …

Aaaaahhhhh….. these wigs bring back memories. I had 2 Cabage Patch Dolls that my parents fought tooth and nail for at a toy store in Italy during the heydays of the Cabbage Patch Dolls. During that time, soccer moms were spontaneously combusting, butt holes were exploding, and bitch smacks were …

It’s a Baby Burrito Swaddler. That poor child. Call me when there’s a Baby Crepe Swaddler. photos: Like Cool

What a ladylike collection! Ethereal, sparkly, delicate…. wait. Are those Swiffers as shoes?? How genius is that!? Almost as genius as this. Almost. I really do love this collection, the swiffer slippers aside. It’s so very ladylike, minus the heavy fabrics that can make a dress look as frumpy as …

I’m always astounded by all the earthy mommy crap there is out there. Yes, giving birth and having children is a small miracle, but the merchandising surrounding it is kinda annoying. I really do cherish my kids and what not, but the birth is wicked gross and messy and everything …

  I just discovered this designer, Antonio Marras this season, so forgive me if you’ve already heard of him and it’s old news to you. Kinda hard to research fashion stuff like this with a baby hanging from your teat and a little boy throwing legos down the back of …

  The people at Sister Sibling must have a basement full of grandmas knitting their lives away in return for a pound of Werther’s Originals and Sanka. I never got into knitting but I won’t speak too soon… I’m sure there’s some kind of law of nature that once you …

DAYYYYYUUUUUM! Cake maker Annabel de Vetten at Conjurors Kitchen really knows how to make the edible look inedible! Those photos above are not props from American Horror Story, but actually cakes that you eat. I think the baby heads are the creepiest. They look like they were stung by a bunch of bad bees …