Tag Archives: baby

Check out this  Handful Boobie Creamer! For a mere $10, you too can milk it like it was Salma Hayek’s ta-ta’s and you’re the third world baby.  As a lactating mother, I can really appreciate this. Especially, when my 7 year old keeps asking me if he can have my milk too. …

The Baby Holster is not really on the market, but imagine if it were. I can’t see how the baby is comfortable with a full view of man groin. Seriously, if I were a baby, I’d cry my lungs out if I was strapped up like that. I do love the Baby …

  Check out these awesome illustrations by Taiwanese artist Hsiao Ron Cheng! They have a little Mark Ryden in them, which I love! Anything with bunnies and pink is always good in my book. The baby head has it’s own head sort of like a tumor… pretty rad, I say. I’ve got …

  The good people at  Uncommon Goods sent me a few goodies for my kitty harem and home. A DJ Cat Scratcher and a light up Gummi Bear! Miss Mimi totally took to the DJ turntables almost immediately. Mr. Marmar sniffed at it, but walked away and went back to sleep. …

French artist Gwen van den Eijnde  took a bunch of crap like vintage fabrics, paper cut-outs, wooden piano keys, Christmas garlands, toothpicks, table sets, and plastic bags to create these theatrical costumes. He should totally be on Project Runway and show those twats how it’s really done. If you go on …

“Ostrich,” by Kawamura-Ganjavian Studios. It’s a basically a big sack for your head, in case you want to take an impromptu nap and don’t give a sh*t when or where. Kinda like that Nastyass Honeybadger… it just doesn’t care! Anywho, nevermind about how the hell you can breath in that …

Check out these cool photos by Norwegian Sandra Jensen! She is also the model in the most of the photos- what a gorgeous chameleon! And I believe the mooshmuffin baby in the photos is her babyfriend. I can’t resist a baby’s butt! Sandra works with the fantastic Fam Irvoll regularly and …