Tag Archives: breastmilk

I’m always astounded by all the earthy mommy crap there is out there. Yes, giving birth and having children is a small miracle, but the merchandising surrounding it is kinda annoying. I really do cherish my kids and what not, but the birth is wicked gross and messy and everything …

Check out this  Handful Boobie Creamer! For a mere $10, you too can milk it like it was Salma Hayek’s ta-ta’s and you’re the third world baby.  As a lactating mother, I can really appreciate this. Especially, when my 7 year old keeps asking me if he can have my milk too. …