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Wedding anyone?

It’s the Summer and that means it’s wedding season! So why not give your blushing bride four rings instead of one. That’s right! Four rings that happen to be positioned as brass knuckles so your demure bride can beat your ass down at ease the day after your Bachelor Party. …

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Chocolate Couture

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! It’s a great thing I wasn’t there because I would have quietly stalked each model and broken off a piece of chocolate each time they weren’t looking. By the time they would get to the runway, nothing would be left! See, cake I could pass on if it was …

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