I had the pleasure of attending the CHANEL beauty lounge “Coco loves LA” at Chateau Marmont’s intimate bar, aptly named Bar Marmount. The event ran all last weekend in honor of the 2016 Oscar’s. There were refreshing, non-alcoholic drinks flowing, a Photo Booth with a ginormous Chanel Chance perfume …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2016- Par Avion!
Our favorite fashionable vampire came out of the crypt and decided to do an entire collection based on air travel! Because air travel is so GLAMOROUS! From the stain-ridden seats, to the cramped leg space, to the stale nuts (lucky if you get those!), cranky stewardesses, and bed-bug ridden blankets, …
Read More »What I wore…
I haven’t posted any “What I Wore” posts in a very long time, so I decided to bring it back! I haven’t posted mainly because the past 2 years, my “what I wore” look was anything washable and baby vomit- proof and so on so forth… so I knew you …
Read More »Moschino- Spring 2016- Construction Couture
Jeremy Scott did it again with a Construction/ Car wash theme for Moschino! I love how he is not afraid to design the kookiest, craziest stuff for such a major fashion house! He gives zero effs! Although, things that are construction-related isn’t something I necessarily want to wear, Moschino makes me …
Read More »Runaway Hobo Stick
What in hobo hell is this?! This is a real item for sale on Etsy. It will only set you back $59…. it’s a ‘hobo bindle’ for the lady looking for a bit of transient flair in her wardrobe. Honestly, if a carry a bindle, it would be strictly for the …
Read More »‘Product Placement’ Art
Here are some intriguing works of art called “Product Placement” that showed at CHG Circa gallery . Artists such as Eric Joyner, Buff Monster, Shag, Brandi Milne, Richard J. Oliver, Andrew Brandou, Ron English, and Sylvia Ji created their own versions of how advertising can be either a form of art or …
Read More »Chanel- Fall 2015- Café Chanel
Check out this awesome collection by Karl the Kaiser! Who knew zombies eat in cafés!? It’s set in a café in Paris, so we know two things: A) the service sucks and B)the food is overpriced. I really love love love the clutch in the shape of plates in the …
Read More »Chanel- Spring- Haute Couture- 2015- Blooming Beauties…
It was flowers upon flowers upon flowers at the Chanel couture show this season…. Krypt Keeper Karl must’ve just discovered these blooming beauties on his rare walk in the park in the daylight. I mean, he must never see flowers since he’s always in his vampire lair, figuring out how to …
Read More »Chanel -Pre-Fall 2015- Ricccccolaaaaaaa…..
Here are my favorite looks from Chanel’s Pre-Fall collection held in Austria. There’s something ‘Sound of Music’ about it all…My fave has to be the last look with Cara Dela- whatever wearing layers of ruffles and a big ass BOW. But where’s Choupette??? Find that bitch and bring her …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2015- This screams feminism.
Karl the Cadaver was clutching his new iPhone 6 at the close his Chanel fashion show, which can only mean one thing: it’s his new prop to lure fresh blood into his lair for frequent feedings! Zombies, they’re just like us when it comes to Apple products! No, I kid… Chanel’s …
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