My favorite crypt keeper emerged from a months long hibernation to reveal a white furry version of himself…it’s almost like Mr. Miggins in a suit! Karl is morphing into a Persian cat! Like his very own Choupette! Anywho, between grooming himself in the sun and hissing at his staff for …
Read More »Chanel- Fall 2017- Space Bound
Karl the Kaiser wanted to explore the unknown in this season’s Chanel collection… so he went to SPACE! What a fabulous idea since most of us want to leave the Earth due to dumbasses running the world. GENIUS! Anywho, the clothes were very galactic-gals-who- lunch-on-freeze-dried-salad. My fave outfit has to be …
Read More »Yummy Couture
Artist Chloe Wise took delicious pieces of food and created designer handbags and what not out of them. Here is the blah, blah, blah about the significance. All I see is IHOP and my favorite designers had a delicious baby and I want some. If I had a pancake Chanel bag, I’d …
Read More »Chanel -Pre-Fall 2015- Ricccccolaaaaaaa…..
Here are my favorite looks from Chanel’s Pre-Fall collection held in Austria. There’s something ‘Sound of Music’ about it all…My fave has to be the last look with Cara Dela- whatever wearing layers of ruffles and a big ass BOW. But where’s Choupette??? Find that bitch and bring her …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2014- Art School
Oh that Karl… he’s gotten all artsy fartsy on us. Which is ok, because I actually like this collection. I don’t love love love it, but I like it. The paint swatches are what really have me excited. The thyroid tumor pearl necklaces are also rad in my book. …
Read More »Balmain- Spring 2014- Chanel 2.0
Karl the Kaiser is rolling in his casket right now…. I know he’s not dead, he just sleeps in a casket every night because that’s what crypt keeper/ vampires do. Anywho, this collection totally looks like something Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel would cough and hack up on any given season …
Read More »Ice Cream Heels
Karl the Kaiser has designed these Ice Cream Cone Shoes for Melissa. These are pretty sweet in my opinion and wouldn’t expect Karl ” She’s a little too fat” Lagerfeld to design these. I mean, ice cream adds more flesh and fat to a body of a mortal which is totally vomitotious …
Read More »Chanel – Haute Couture-Spring 2013- Lady-like Punk
I love Chanel in general, but sometimes the collections can be geared towards the rich memaws of the world, which can be frustrating for the young crowd. I think the key to make Chanel not matronly is to mix it up with punky things, like safety pins and funky …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2013- Boxy Boxy
First off- I have to say this season wasn’t great for me, but I do LOVE LOVE LOVE the Lego Chanel Clutches above. That’s definitely a masterpiece and something I want to strive to add to my collection. Karl must’ve had a juvenile moment in his office when he came …
Read More »Cat Couture!
My dreams have finally come true! Feline couture tailor/ fellow crazy cat lady Takako Iwasa has written a book called Fashion Cats! Basically, it’s a scrapbook of the hottest pussies (sorry, couldn’t resist) in the fashion world! Takako is Japan’s answer to Karl Lagerfeld. I said and it stands. (What Would …
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