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If Holly Hobbie had a secret double life as a witch, she may wear Ryan Lo’s latest collection. It was a pretty collection of whites and pastels in girly babydoll dresses in soft fabrics. The tailoring is on-mark with perfect, dainty sleeves and delicate ruffles that hit the perfect height. …

Marc Jacobs gave us looks reminiscent of a 1980’s snooty saleswoman from the film, “Pretty Woman”.  And if you’re too young to remember that film, just picture an insufferable Lady Gaga judging a prostitute hoowah relentlessly. Anywho (wa), these looks all spoke to me! It was pink! It was poufy! …

Vaquera’s latest collection was inspired by the drama surrounding high school times. Honestly, high school was big bore for me, so I entertained myself by wearing wacky clothes and hairstyles…. kind of like the stuff above! HAHAHAHAAHA! Anywho, I believe every group is represented in the fashion show- The Goth, …

John Galliano included hints of a freezing LeeLoo from “The Fifth Element” and dashes of hobo trapped in an Amazon warehouse for his latest collection for Maison Margiela. I find this collection visually stunning, but completely unwearable. I mean, how am I supposed to bitchsmack people when my arms are …

One show I always look forward to is The Blonds show in NYC…. Always show-stopping, always glamorous, and never boring. This season The Blondes collaborated with Disney for a special villains collection! So exciting! I always thought the best part of Disney are the villains ( my fave is Cruella …

Any collection with ruffles and lace is A-ok in my book. I mean, who doesn’t want to look like a hooker clown?? But seriously, I actually like this collection because Rodarte always seems to balance edgey fashion with femininity without looking too doll-like and costumey…. Hurray for Rodarte! photos: Vogue

No show is ever complete without a random appearance by LIL’ KIM, okay? Fun fact: I saw Lil’ Kim once in concert in Providence, RI and that beeotch had us waiting 2 hours for 3 songs. I probably would’ve left after an hour, but my ride home was drunk barfing …

Jeremy Scott’s collection was a fascinating combination of motocross with political undertones… kind of like an activist biker. In any case, I loved the pink biker skirt suit in the second to last photo and the thigh high boots. If that was an outfit for a badass Barbie biker chick, …

Blindness…. what an interesting name for a fashion house churning out hideous creations! HAHAHAHAHAH! Anywho, the London-based designer made sure to give us old man raincoats and recycled 70’s negligees for our viewing pleasure… or not pleasure… I dunno… anywho, that’s that and this is this… photos: Vogue

Viktor & Rolf have a knack for making the ordinary extraordinary… from the meticulously cut tulle dresses, their love for dramatic ruffles and the best of all… copious amounts of BOWS! As a major fan of anything with BOWS, Viktor & Rolf really nailed it for me this season…. and …