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Whoa! It’s a whole cathedral meant to be worn on your finger! Metal Couture Jewelry on Etsy sells this masterpiece, but unfortch it has already sold out. Is it me or does it look kinda like Castle Greyskull? I think you can’t get any more badass wearing this ring. And it doubles …

Check out these cool charms made by hand at The Homemade Heart! Each one of these ‘metal sentiments’ are hand stamped and made-to-order with choices of Swarovski crystals and charms. Owner Kristen Conte sent me a fantabulous one with all the names of my children and also one with ‘Teacups and …

Aaaaahhhhh….. these wigs bring back memories. I had 2 Cabage Patch Dolls that my parents fought tooth and nail for at a toy store in Italy during the heydays of the Cabbage Patch Dolls. During that time, soccer moms were spontaneously combusting, butt holes were exploding, and bitch smacks were …

I haven’t been on Etsy lately because I feel like Pinterest is more interesting to look at these days. Unless I’m searching for a specific thing to buy, Etsy isn’t my go to search anymore. Anywho, I came across this collection of weird stuff on Etsy and I thought maybe …

Check out this  vintage sweater on Great White Vintage on Etsy! Some lucky bastard already bought it, but one can still dream, right?! Whoever made this masterpiece needs to pony up and make a bodysuit like this. And add a few rhinestones here and there. Rhinestones make EVERYTHING better. photos: Who Killed …

  Check out The Cleaver Ring  by Raul Souza! This is so rad!!! And just in time for Halloween! Cleavers are kinda big this year… The Blonds had some cleavers in their last collection and it’s like the universal weapon for ‘that crazy ho who cooks’. It’s a culinary tool and …

The weather is getting chillier, why not get a pair of armadillo mittens? Esty store muratyusuf makes these custom made gloves with the unusual critter sitting on top of your hand. It looks kind of like a rat. I think rodents are sort of cute, so I totally would get a pair …

Check out Etsy store Carrion Comfort ! They take old Bailey’s teacups  and transform them into it’s emo, deep, dark and depressed older brother. I think they’re pretty cool! I actually have a set of the original preppy Bailey’s teacups and consider them to be one of my prized possessions in my curio. …

I’m always astounded by all the earthy mommy crap there is out there. Yes, giving birth and having children is a small miracle, but the merchandising surrounding it is kinda annoying. I really do cherish my kids and what not, but the birth is wicked gross and messy and everything …

Etsy shop Oonacat has made these unicorn shoes by taking off the heel and attaching hooves to the sole. This is pretty badass. I mean, to take slutty boots from Bakers and transform them into pristine unicorn boots takes pure talent. Shhhhh… listen. The angels are neighing. Once upon a time I had …