Tag Archives: fall 2014

As usual Jean Paul Gaultier gave us a very dramatic couture show with a sizzling finale featuring that famous lady boy with the five o’clock shadow. I have no idea who is, mainly because I don’t watch much TV, except for Sesame Street and Ninjago, so please don’t hold it against …

Holy Gorilla Arms! That’s all I have to say about this collection. photos: Style

I’m gonna go hide under the bed for a few days. photos: Fashion 156

This collection just makes want to throw a duvet on myself and go out in public. I’d go to the bank, food shopping, drop my kid off at school, go to the GYN… I’d do it all while wearing a duvet. And if people stared at me, I’d whip out …

The latest Chanel collection was a little meh, clothes wise, but accessory-wise it was fantastic! Candy necklaces, milk carton handbags, packaged- meat  Chanel pocketbooks, tweed padlocks, tweed sunglasses and of course, the chainlink  shopping baskets! It was exactly what I love about Chanel… a little tongue-in-cheek,  but chic. I also …

  Sarah Burton decided to skin a few woodland animals, including the illustrious and bewitching Pepe Le Pew, for Alexander McQueen’s latest collection. The models look pretty cozy, except they also look angry. Scratch that, more like “hangry”. Someone throw a baby back rib up on there, for goodness sake. …

Here is Gaultier’s latest collection featuring a slew of intergalactic punks that come in all different ages. Punk is certainly timeless and I think will last until the end of time when the Thetans take over and make us humans slaves out of us. We will still be rocking the …

  For inspiration, Olympia Le-Tan clearly has been downing martinis in a second-rate Las Vegas Casino while watching a cheesy magician do his thing for the millionth time…. I have to say, those shows are the BEST. Mainly, because I can sit back and people watch the audience ( I …

Chunky knits are back, I guess… They kinda look like inflamed colons, though. I do have to say, some days I totally want to walk around with a sweater over my head. The strange thing is, my kids always manage to find me even though I have a sweater or …

I’m just going to leave this here. photos: Style