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Oh My Word! This was THE collection of ALL TIME! It was a fairytale theme for our most favorite alleged tax embezzlers and it was MAGNIFICENT! It was every girl’s dream wrapped in sequins, flowers, tulle, and lots and lots of embroidery! Swoon! I am on a mission to get …

My ideas of a mountain frauline is exactly this. Except, a little more plump and stern. And more body hair. Any who, this collection was a beautiful winter wonderland. What made it beautiful was the copious amount of Mr. Miggins fur used throughout. It’s almost like snuggling with the fluff- …

Those crazy kids are at it again! It was a wide range from broken-condom-on-a-Safari  to  Nanna’s powder room wallpaper -coming- to -life. In other words, it was a mess and I loved it! And, they still did better than Yeezy and his millions of dollars for a budget. So, we’ll hang this on …

Here are some of my favorite looks from Iris Van Herpes’ (I mean, Herpen ) collection…. Her outfits are pretty cool in photos, so imagine the detail up close and personal. I’ve never seen her pieces up close, but I’m pretty sure I’d drool over them instantly. The first look …

Our favorite crypt keeper relayed the fashions of TV’s biggest show ever… Blossom ! The hats! the jeans! the dowdy, granny church lady cut! It was all so nostalgic. Not all of it was terrible, there were a few cool looks that I would totally wear, like the all the …

Disco hookers and Coke-sniffing 70’s socialites are rejoicing today because they finally have something to wear to their neighbor’s daytime pool party. I mean, they never would go in the pool… just sit by it. in the shade. away from the water. so they don’t get wet. or tanned. Any who, …

Omg… typing this post took me,like, an extra 10 minutes because Tsumori kept autocorrecting to “tumor”. Annoying! Any who, I love love love the rainbows bursting out in this collection! It’s like that pooping unicorn in the Squatty Potty commercial. Except, like, super high-end. That last dress would mezmorize Mr. …

There’s this local bum that I run into about 3-4 days a week. He’s pretty harmless, except for that time he said I should go on birth control as I was walking by with my three children. He has this really rad coat, that I know he doesn’t realize how …

I love when fashion gets all bizarre. Isn’t that the point of fashion? To do some thing different and not look like a mall rat? Right? Any who, there’s a fine line between insanely cool and just straight up cray cray. This collection lies on the INSANELY COOL side. Those …

According to designer Olivier Rousting, this season’s Balmain collection was inspired by the garish Kim Kardashian-West. When I first looked at the collection, I thought it looked like somethings she would wear and I thought to myself how cheap and basic, with the exception of a few choice outfits. Then I read …