Elegantly trapped in a tornado, the models at Thom Browne were well-poised and calm wearing tweeds and furs. The juxtaposition of conservative suits and jumbled sequences of extra fabric and mismatched parts created a dramatic look fit for a typical boring office. What I’m trying to say, is that I …
Read More »ThreeAsFour – Fall 2016- Xenu has touched down….
This was a very galactic collection by our favorite hippie tribe of fashion. Did the stars speak to them to create a collection worthy of a Scientology sacrifice?Possibly. Each thetan model was numbered and sent down the runway, which can mean only one thing….. Thetans Models can’t count. No! Kidding! …
Read More »Hood By Air- Fall 2016- Yeah, Ok.
My brain is racked from trying to figure out if this a publicity shot for Zoolander 2 or a real collection. I mean, the Princess Leia buns are the most normal thing out of all of it. The Devil Saran Wrap is probably the strangest of all. Is that available …
Read More »Maison Margiela- Fall Couture 2015- Galliano’s rescue!
It was John Galliano’s debut couture collection for Maison Margiela and it was on point. There’s no denying Galliano’s touch is that of intricate, beautifully executed couture gold. This is exactly what the House of Margiela needs– exquisite craftsmanship to balance out the experimental fodder that has made them sort …
Read More »Ulyana Sergeenko- Fall Haute Couture- 2015- Sumptuous
Here is the latest from the Russian socialite-turned-designer…. very rich fabrics, deep jewel tones, and lots of fur! To me, this collection meh, compared to her other collections. Having said that, I would recreate the hat in the fourth photo by just throwing Mr. Miggins on top my head. I’m …
Read More »Rick Owens- Fall 2015- Alien Chic
Here’s the 2015 cruise collection for Scientologists in the fashion- know…. Those gold and silver faces are not here to scare us straight under our beds, but to gently remind us that aliens get facials, too. It’s up to you what kind of facial- hahahahaha. I’ll stop. Any who, here’s …
Read More »Louis Vuitton- Fall 2015- Fluff-a-muff , moosh muffin, na na noosh.
Only posted these because it reminded me of the one and only MR. MIGGINS!!!!! See! Mr. Miggins’ is inspiring all the high fashion houses of the world! I mean, how could he not?! Look at dat fathe! So ravishing…. so luxurious…. so MIGGINS. photos: Style
Read More »A.F. Vandevorst- Fall 2015- Masked Hero
I only posted this for the masks. Holy SARS! photos: Style
Read More »Dolce & Gabbana- Fall 2015- A Garden by Children
Dolce & Gabbana’s latest collection was full of baby friends and kids honoring their moms. Dresses with child-like drawings and appliqués took over the runway… probably, inspired by Angelina Jolie’s Versace custom-made wedding dress. I have to say those drawings are better than anything I have ever drawn! I wonder …
Read More »Moschino- Fall 2015- That’s All Folks!
The 90’s are back and it’s making me feel so old!! The later parts of the 90’s was part of my heydays and believe it or not, I still have and wear clothes from that era still. So, it will be very easy for me to recreate these looks, but …
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