Damn, I hate that song! “Nights in White Satin”. It’s more like ‘Nights in White SATAN!’….Anywho, we all know what song Prabal was busting his sweet, sweet moves to while designing this collection. I never understood satin. It’s like the younger, slutty sister of lace. It could be sleazy bed …
Read More »Red Valentino- Spring 2014- Spring has Sprung
What a cute collection! Red Valentino’s Spring 2014 collection came up roses during NYC’s fashion week. The background reminds me of Prada’s fairy bags from a few years ago… Red Valentino is based out of Italy but showed in NYC for reasons I don’t know. This collection is super duper …
Read More »Three as Four -Spring 2013- Yeah okay.
Three as Four is one of those designers that pretty much spit out the same stuff every season, just in a different shade of color. I guess they are avant guarde still, but DAMN! mix it up a bit. The only look I like is the dress with the mirrors …
Read More »Rodarte- Spring 2013- Strange mix
Everytime I look at a Rodarte collection, I think- how in the hell did they come up with that look? And not in a good way. Seriously, they are the complete style opposite of me. We are like Bizarro versions of each other. Having said that, the only look from …
Read More »Thom Browne-Spring 2013- Thom Attacks!
I think Thom Browne is the most interesting and original designer of New York Fashion Week. Seriously, almost every NY designer showing their collection is so bland and conventional. Moving on, I loved the halo bottomed skirt. I got married in a halo bottomed skirt and it totally looked like …
Read More »Duro Olowu- Spring 2013- It’s a Toile, Toile World!
Toile du Jouy is one of my favorite patterns ever! I know it can be all granny looking, but I think it’s so elegant. Plus, I love matching my outfit to the tea set, lounging chair and drapes in my surroundings. I guess it’s my way of camouflaging? Hmm. Anywho, …
Read More »Tex Saverio- Jakarta Fashion Week 2012- The Midas Touch
Check out Indonesian designer Tex Saverio who showed at Jakarta Fashion Week 2012. This is all kinds of fabulous! As some of you may know, I love love love tacky gold especially when it’s in the style of a a baroque Liberace palace. It’s my favorite. Anywho, I did some heavy …
Read More »Meadham Kirchoff- Fall 2012- Vertigo- no really, it’ll make you dizzy.
If you took everything in my closet, plus the contents of a drag queen’s closet and add a dash of Punky Brewster– you would get Meadham Kirchoff’s Fall 2012 collection. All the sparkle, spangle, fur and explosion of prints is enough to disorient anyone with a pair of eyes. Instead …
Read More »Marchesa- Fall 2012- Wispy and Gorgeous
Every collection Marchesa puts out I just adore and want every dress. I don’t think they’ve ever designed on FUG dress like, ever. This season, they really kept with the pastels and wispy, free-flowing gowns with a good measure of full length gowns with a dramatic lower half. The lacework …
Read More »Marc Jacobs- Fall 2012-Mad Hatter
Dang! Those hats are pretty serious. They’re totally the hat preferred by most pimps. I really just posted these because of the hats, because the clothes look like really like something an old lady with circulation problems wears on a 70 degree day. I’m guilty of bundling up though, during …
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