Any collection with ruffles and lace is A-ok in my book. I mean, who doesn’t want to look like a hooker clown?? But seriously, I actually like this collection because Rodarte always seems to balance edgey fashion with femininity without looking too doll-like and costumey…. Hurray for Rodarte! photos: Vogue
Read More »Jean Paul Gaultier’s “Fashion Freakshow” at Folies Bergere
A theater show called “Fashion Freakshow” about the life of designer Jean Paul Gaultier just opened at the legendary Folies Bergere in Paris. Featuring music from Kylie Minogue, Madonna and others, as well as costumes designed by the ‘l’enfant terrible de mode” himself, the show is to have many vignettes …
Read More »V files – Spring 2019- LIL KIM !
No show is ever complete without a random appearance by LIL’ KIM, okay? Fun fact: I saw Lil’ Kim once in concert in Providence, RI and that beeotch had us waiting 2 hours for 3 songs. I probably would’ve left after an hour, but my ride home was drunk barfing …
Read More »Jeremy Scott – Spring 2019- Activism rides in on a Motorbike
Jeremy Scott’s collection was a fascinating combination of motocross with political undertones… kind of like an activist biker. In any case, I loved the pink biker skirt suit in the second to last photo and the thigh high boots. If that was an outfit for a badass Barbie biker chick, …
Read More »Blindness – Spring 2019
Blindness…. what an interesting name for a fashion house churning out hideous creations! HAHAHAHAHAH! Anywho, the London-based designer made sure to give us old man raincoats and recycled 70’s negligees for our viewing pleasure… or not pleasure… I dunno… anywho, that’s that and this is this… photos: Vogue
Read More »Viktor & Rolf – Fall 2018 Haute Couture
Viktor & Rolf have a knack for making the ordinary extraordinary… from the meticulously cut tulle dresses, their love for dramatic ruffles and the best of all… copious amounts of BOWS! As a major fan of anything with BOWS, Viktor & Rolf really nailed it for me this season…. and …
Read More »Guo Pei – Fall 2018 Haute Couture
Guo Pei is known for her dresses being works of art… this season was no different. Dresses depicting the landmark cities and cathedrals of the world were sent down the runways for a particularly classic collection. With a beautiful collection as this, Pei is destined to create a landmark of …
Read More »Fendi – Fall 2018 Haute Couture
What a gorgeous collection by Fendi! The light pastels! The shimmery mermaid textures! The floofy fur! The collection reminded me of seashells collected on a beach… each one a gem in its own way…. Hurray for Fendi! photos: Vogue
Read More »Jean Paul Gaultier – Fall 2018 Haute Couture
Here is the latest from Jean Paul Gaultier… he’s down to two couture shows per year, so the rest of the year, he continuously bleaches his hair and shows bitches “How To Do Zat” . Anywho, this collection had everything…. sexy riot police, supermodel nipples, a dress from a quinceanera, and …
Read More »Chanel – Fall 2018 Haute Couture -Pretty in Punk
My favorite crypt keeper emerged from a months long hibernation to reveal a white furry version of himself…it’s almost like Mr. Miggins in a suit! Karl is morphing into a Persian cat! Like his very own Choupette! Anywho, between grooming himself in the sun and hissing at his staff for …
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