Anrealage gave us a whole collection based on those 1980s curtains and the art of wrapping duct tape continuously around your body. I would call this groundbreaking, except I think I’ve done made and worn these when I was a bored 3rd grader during a New England blizzard. Trapped at …
Read More »Dolce & Gabbana -Spring 2018- Bellissima!
Here are some of my favorite looks from Dolce & Gabanna… it’s pretty standard polished Italian craftsmanship, but one particular dress stands out…. the BABY CHICK dress!!! Let’s take a closer look shall we…. MUST. PURCHASE. THIS. DRESS .AND .WEAR. TO .A .FARM. SOMEWHERE. If I wear this, will it …
Read More »Moschino- Spring 2018- Biker Ballerinas
LOVE LOVE LOVE to the Power of GOOGLE INFINITY!!! Moschino nailed it with the My Little Pony collaboration and the ‘biker ballerina’ inspiration. Here are some of my fave looks from the show and damn straight I would wear the last look with my head popping out of a giant …
Read More »Versace- Spring 2018- The Return of the Supermodels
For the 20th Anniversary of Gianni Versace’s death, Versace served up some fabulous 90’s glamour with supermodels Carla Bruni, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, and Helena Christensen, to the chorus of George Michael’s “Freedom! ’90.” Personally, I’m a late 90s chick, so was really exciting to see! Also, some of the …
Read More »Philipp Plein- Spring 2018- Good Gone Bad
But where’s HOT MUGSHOT GUY?????!! Hot Mugshot GuyHe’s probably too busy on a yacht somewhere… Anywho, this was Philipp Plein’s latest collection, which gave me low rent Alexander McQueen vibes with the cage dresses… and a discount Givenchy with the Bambi and Disney references… What I’m trying to say is…. bring …
Read More »Gucci- Spring 2018- Cartoon Glamour
Gucci gave all kinds of 1970s glamour that can only be thought up after smoking cloves laced with cocaine and inhaling fumes of Aqua-Net on the regular. There was ice-skating glamour, tawdry lingerie disguised as dresses, and BUGS BUNNY and SNOW WHITE! They stole the show! Why wouldn’t anyone NOT …
Read More »Ashish- Spring 2018- Witchy Woman
Ashish’s latest collection was definitely designed after a binge watch of ‘Bewitched’ and ‘The Addams Family’, and a field study at Hot Topic. Dude, was really in the Halloween mood when he designed this collection, which is not at all a bad thing. I had my Halloween decorations up on …
Read More »Selfie Nails
BUT WAIT….. THERE’S MORE!!! This is borderline INSANE and COOL. Like, it’s cool because who wouldn’t want their own face on their nails…? You’ll never forget what you look like… especially when each nail is a range of emotions like happy, sad, and resting bitchface. And INSANE, well, because DUH…. …
Read More »Gareth Pugh- Spring 2018- Sleek Goth
Gareth Pugh… what a fabulous collection! Normally, his stuff is so deep, dark and depressed that even Robert Smith from The Cure gives a side-eye, but today…. Gareth brought on a beautiful, sleek collection that Grace Jones would totally wear to a bar mitzvah. In other words, IT”S STELLAR! Some …
Read More »Vaquera- Spring 2018- So Hip it Hurts!
From the streets of Brooklyn to the pages of Vogue, Vaquera has come a long a way in such a short period of time. The designers probably burned all their financing money on Pabst beer, a vegan brunch and almond milk and all that was left was just enough to …
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