I always knew that the quickest way to make any outfit super duper fancy was to cover half your face with a polka-dotted veil. Either that or wear ripped fishnets with thigh high boots. Any who, these were my fave looks from this collection…. I’m loving the pixelated dresses …
Read More »Pameo Pose- Spring 2015- Picnic Perfect
Japanese designer Pameo Pose some sweet outfits perfect for a picnic or garden party. Naturally, my fave piece is the chunky heels with -count them- FIVE bows! Someone got it right! I’m also loving the turquoise and red color combo…. really styling’…. Any who, check out Pameo’s e-shop- you can get these …
Read More »Rick Owens- Fall 2015- D*ck Owens
It’s PENIS-GATE! The twigs and berries have sprouted for Fall! Weiner– shnitzels are IN this season! Woody wood Pecker is high fashion! Throw the dog a Bone-r! How Schlong is the hemline this season? Dingaling a ling : the answer is Peen. and one last one…. Why wasn’t Jon Hamm and …
Read More »Phiney Pet- Spring 2015- Cartoon Quality
Phiney Pet’s Spring 2015 collection was Harajuku raver’s dream! I love a childish twist on fashion…. keeps us all young, doesn’t it? Any who, Phiney Pet is a seriously strange name…. what does it mean, where is it from, who is this Phiney Pet???Check out their site for more oddities …
Read More »Meanwhile in Berlin….
Here’s what fashion week looked like this season in Berlin… those crazy Germans! photos: Tokyo Fashion Diaries
Read More »Stretsis- Spring 2015- Rollerskating!
Rollerskates!! I love rollerskating, except it’s too bad I suck at rollerskating! I used to go when I was a kid to this magical place in luxurious Rumford, Rhode Island called United Skates of America. The skates were musty and smelled like fromage. The whole rink was sticky and crusty. …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2015- This screams feminism.
Karl the Cadaver was clutching his new iPhone 6 at the close his Chanel fashion show, which can only mean one thing: it’s his new prop to lure fresh blood into his lair for frequent feedings! Zombies, they’re just like us when it comes to Apple products! No, I kid… Chanel’s …
Read More »Comme Des Garçon – Spring 2015- In the Red…
Usually Comme des Garcon is all about the deep, dark, depressed look of black… but this season, a splash of color- mostly the devil’s favorite hue- took over! Hip hip hurray! And it’s one effed up look after another! Hip hip hurray! I would say these look like something that …
Read More »Undercover- Spring 2015- Here Birdie, Birdie…
What a gorgeous collection! I love the tutus, especially. It was part woodland creatures and part and part ballerina! Very ethereal… and YES YES YES to the cherry handbag and faux bois skirt! I guess I should start foraging for feathers for my next outfit… watch out birds- who-squawk-outside-my-window-at-5 am! …
Read More »Yohji Yamamoto- Spring 2015- This is THE look.
THIS. photos: Style
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