This totally reminds me my friend’s dog that had his matted, sheep dog hair in his face all the time. That is all. photos: Vogue
Read More »Bird Poo Jewelry
English artist Frances Wadsworth-Jones turns bird poo into really fugly jewelry. If you’re in the market for wearing bird feces for decoration, then it will set you back US$4 grand. Yes, as in $4,000! In this economy, you could totally DIY by just sitting under a tree for a …
Read More »The Monsters of Piccinini
These are some creepy-ass sculptures by artist Patricia Piccinini. It’s like a mash up of Gollum, Jar Jar Binks and Donald Trump’s hair. The first time I saw these, I did a double take because I thought they were babies or animals with birth defects, so I let out a loud …
Read More »Ashish- Spring 2013- Seriously Serious.
Ashish is cereal, I mean, serious about fashion. The models look elegantly unshowered, and freshly rolled out of bed thanks to the rat’s nest of a hair and nerdy glasses. Seriously, I have to honest, this is what I look like every morning of my life. BUT, I do not own a …
Read More »John Galliano- Fall 2012- Not even close…
I keep forgetting that John Galliano no longer designs for ‘John Galliano’, which is such a pity. I realize every time after seeing the collection and thinking, ‘damn, that was FUG’. Then I see the photo of current designer, Bill Gaytten, in the last thumbnail and kinda groan with disappointment. …
Read More »Bizarre Sculptures to Boggle your Mind
Ummmm, errrrr….these sculptures are from the mind of Magdalene Gluszek. I’m down for weird art, but this is straight up bizarre, yo! I mean, Blue Flowers sprouting out of a butt, impish dude with blue hair being dragged by a bunch of bunnies, Gollum crawling around with moss on his back, …
Read More »Mugler- Fall 2011- Back in the grave….
While Thierry Mugler the designer was pumping up with Hanz and Franz, Mugler the fashion house was recently ‘revived’ by Nicola Formichetti, aka Lady Gaga’s stylist. I have fond memories of Thierry Mugler and his lavish shows during the ’90s. His collections were designed for that elegant, avant-guard lady who wears …
Read More »Prada- Fall 2011- Hid. E. Ous
This collection was straight-up FUG, in my opinion. Rarely do I rip apart a collection like this (actually, I do it all the time), but it was like 1960s over again and not in the good way. The diarrhea colors, the shag carpet, ill fitting silhouette…. ugh. I do have …
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