After the passing of Karl Lagerfeld last week, Chanel pulled together and created a beautiful tribute to Karl the Kaiser with a winter chalet-themed show. This would be his final collection with the help of longtime colleague Virgine Viard. Penelope Cruz, Cara Delevingne,Gigi and more walked the elaborately decorated runway …
Read More »Fendi – Fall 2018 Haute Couture
What a gorgeous collection by Fendi! The light pastels! The shimmery mermaid textures! The floofy fur! The collection reminded me of seashells collected on a beach… each one a gem in its own way…. Hurray for Fendi! photos: Vogue
Read More »Shrimps- Fall 2018- A shrimp is a Shrimp….
Where have you been all my life, SHRIMPS!? Such a gorgeous collection! Everything is purrrrrfect! The cut, the color, the style! This collection had just the right amount of quirk and spunk that sums up my style. BRING ME MORE SHRIMPS, PLEASE! photos: Vogue
Read More »Philipp Plein- Fall 2018- Snow Bunny!
You can always count on Philipp Plein for an entertaining show… I mean, there are not many designers that have brought a gigantic transformer to a snowy stage. Anywho, what I did like about the show was the Bond Girl/Barbie-on-a-holiday-ski-trip vibe about it all. The 60s bombshell hair, the dark, …
Read More »Andrea Kett- For Collectors of Superior Smut
Brilliantly talented artist Andrea Kett has a new series of greeting cards and notebooks that will tickle your fancy! If you’re a fan of ‘superior smut’, then these are right up your alley…. or shall I say … Boudoir! You may notice the header art for this blog is also by Andrea …
Read More »Fendi- Fall 2016- Haute Couture- Celebrating 90 years!
Breakout the Milk of Magnesium and Werther’s toffee… it’s Fendi’s 90th birthday!! And to celebrate, Karl Lagerfeld (he’s been at Fendi for 50 years!) chartered a flight from Paris to Rome for all his guests to the impeccable show at the Trevi Fountain. Models walked on water with the most …
Read More »Moncler Gamme Rouge- Fall 2016- Mountain Frauline
My ideas of a mountain frauline is exactly this. Except, a little more plump and stern. And more body hair. Any who, this collection was a beautiful winter wonderland. What made it beautiful was the copious amount of Mr. Miggins fur used throughout. It’s almost like snuggling with the fluff- …
Read More »Saint Laurent – Fall 2016- Disco Dolly
Disco hookers and Coke-sniffing 70’s socialites are rejoicing today because they finally have something to wear to their neighbor’s daytime pool party. I mean, they never would go in the pool… just sit by it. in the shade. away from the water. so they don’t get wet. or tanned. Any who, …
Read More »Ulyana Sergeenko- Fall Haute Couture- 2015- Sumptuous
Here is the latest from the Russian socialite-turned-designer…. very rich fabrics, deep jewel tones, and lots of fur! To me, this collection meh, compared to her other collections. Having said that, I would recreate the hat in the fourth photo by just throwing Mr. Miggins on top my head. I’m …
Read More »Viktor & Rolf- Fall 2014- Haute Couture- Ruby Bows
Okay, I get it, Viktor & Rolf… throw a red faux fur bath rug from Bed, Bath and Beyond on you and tie that shit up into a BOW! As you may already know, I love love love BOWS! And I love love love fuzzy, furry things (exhibit:A)… so this …
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