Tag Archives: haute couture

It was flowers upon flowers upon flowers at the Chanel couture show this season…. Krypt Keeper Karl must’ve just discovered these blooming beauties on his rare walk in the park in the daylight. I mean, he must never see flowers since he’s always in his vampire lair, figuring out how to …

   The attention to detail in Ulyana’s collections is incomparable… did you know that all the embroidery and stitching is done by hand by 100 super-talented seamstresses? This season, I’ drooling over the rooster handbags and the pink cape. Sooooo, gorgeous!  Any who, never a disappointment! photos: Style  

  I always knew that the quickest way to make any outfit super duper fancy was to cover half your face with a polka-dotted veil. Either that or wear ripped fishnets with thigh high boots. Any who, these were my fave looks from this collection…. I’m loving the pixelated dresses …

John Galliano is back! And he breathed new life into Maison Margiela…I bet he did it by twirling his villain mustache and waving his pimp cane. So, hip hip hooray for Galliano getting back into the game and showing it how it’s done. I still give Margiela a big stamp …

As usual Jean Paul Gaultier gave us a very dramatic couture show with a sizzling finale featuring that famous lady boy with the five o’clock shadow. I have no idea who is, mainly because I don’t watch much TV, except for Sesame Street and Ninjago, so please don’t hold it against …

Holy Gorilla Arms! That’s all I have to say about this collection. photos: Style

At Jean Paul Gaultier’s haute couture show, it was all butterfly-themed. Either Gaultier has been watching ‘Silence of the Lambs’ (I know it’s really a moth, just go with me here) or he’s been jamming to Mariah Carey’s Butterfly one too many times. Either way, it was a beautimus collection, …

  Viktor & Rolf must have had a Friday night movie marathon with The Grudge and every other Japanese horror movie with a creepy chick with unkempt, savage hair, Angelina Ballerina and that airbrush shop in every suburban mall. Their latest couture show was a combination or elegance and fright. I …

Oh my. I’m just gonna leave this here.   On another note, Happy Valentine’s Day aka ‘the day before chocolate goes on sale at CVS’. photos: Style, moi

Is it me or do all the models look like Tinkerbell after she married her sugar daddy? I, personally, loved this collection just for the fact that everything is sparkley, shimmery and twee. It’s like a fairy came to Karl the Kaiser one night while he was sucking the blood …