Tag Archives: heels

Karl the Kaiser has designed these Ice Cream Cone Shoes for Melissa. These are pretty sweet in my opinion and wouldn’t expect Karl ” She’s a little too fat” Lagerfeld to design these. I mean, ice cream adds more flesh and fat to a body of a mortal which is totally vomitotious …

Ever wonder what sadomasochistic people do in their down time. They wear effed up shoes like this that give them tendonitis, nasty blisters and wonky toenail situations. Seriously, this does not look fun at all. Is it me or does it look sort of paraplegic -ish? Anywho, Amsterdam-based designer Leanie van der …

Celine isn’t really one of the designers that I really like or even think about in terms of being relevant, but they definitely nailed it with these shoes! The clothes are no big deal, but it’s the Muppet fur heels and feet heels that really caught my eye. I’m not …

British artist Julian Hakes has designed one of the fuggest shoes ever. I love the colors, but do they have to look like a household cleaning tool? I’m not sure if I should use it to clean the shower or wear it. Maybe it looks better in person. I dunno. For now, …

Whenever I think of a Ouija board, I think of that Cartel dude (the old dude with the bell that couldn’t speak) on Breaking Bad and how he communicated with a bell and Ouija Board. Side note: What is a Ouija board doing in a nursing home?? Anywho, Miss Fiendish Apparel designed heels …

Check out these wild shoes from Masaya Kushino! If you can make Britney Spear’s left over weave look that stylish on a shoe in its afterlife, then you deserve a gold medal. Seriously, it’s like recycling at its finest. Anywho, The ‘ram’ shoe looks more like the glory hole of a buffalo, …

Mixtape Table– The Mixtape table by Jeff Skierka took him over five years to handcraft and is made from reclaimed maple and walnut wood. He has taken high school shop 11 times, so he pretty much knows his way around all those tools and saws and stuff. I remember I made a …

  Here are a few of my favorites from the coolest shoe designer ever,  Irregular Choice. What I love about their shoes is that they are super colorful, youthful and sweet. Pretty much everything they design matches a tweener’s my wardrobe. I love when shoes have little charms on them. …

Shoe designer Anastasia Radevich really knows how to design a pair of shoes that make you go  DAYUM! The heels on each creation is more unique than the first and makes me wonder if these are wearable without a Dr. Scholl’s gel pad. I have to say the last pair with the …

Words of wisdom from German artist Iris Scheiferstein, “The earlier you die – the longer you are dead.” Ummmmmmmm…. yeah. Makes sense, I guess. But you gotta say it in a German accent for the full effect. Iris takes dead animals and preserves them into footwear, because everyone needs to wear …