Karl the Kaiser wanted to explore the unknown in this season’s Chanel collection… so he went to SPACE! What a fabulous idea since most of us want to leave the Earth due to dumbasses running the world. GENIUS! Anywho, the clothes were very galactic-gals-who- lunch-on-freeze-dried-salad. My fave outfit has to be …
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Fluffy and foofy was the theme of the Chanel couture show this season… Karl blah blah blah-ed about how he wanted a ‘clean’ collection and it sure does look ‘clean’- as in ‘lots of feathers for dusting and swiffering’, right?? Maybe that’s not what he meant. Anywho, I think my …
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Our favorite crypt keeper, Karl, has definitely been reading up bedtime stories on WikiLeaks! His entire collection was based on the internet and the age of information and technology. Here are my favorite looks from the collection. I’m really loving the baseball caps in tweed. Those helmets that opened the …
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Breakout the Milk of Magnesium and Werther’s toffee… it’s Fendi’s 90th birthday!! And to celebrate, Karl Lagerfeld (he’s been at Fendi for 50 years!) chartered a flight from Paris to Rome for all his guests to the impeccable show at the Trevi Fountain. Models walked on water with the most …
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This is probably my least favorite collection by Chanel in a long ass time. I really had to dig to find these four looks as possibly-maybe my favorites. Although the clothes were meh to me, the concept of having the entire haute couture atelier be the backdrop of the fashion …
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Karl the Kaiser conquered Cuba with his Resort 2017 collection for Chanel. Cuba has been sort of cut-off from the world for over 30 years, so it was about high-time to celebrate their re-connection with a huge insanely expensive fashion show in the middle of Havana- a place where no …
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Our favorite crypt keeper relayed the fashions of TV’s biggest show ever… Blossom ! The hats! the jeans! the dowdy, granny church lady cut! It was all so nostalgic. Not all of it was terrible, there were a few cool looks that I would totally wear, like the all the …
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Karl the Kaiser produced the latest Chanel Couture collection with the environment in mind. No, he didn’t scrounge through the local Sal’s boutique to up cycle vintage threads into something new, but rather he took organic cottons and wood chips (among other things) to create a whole collection. Basically, he …
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Our favorite fashionable vampire came out of the crypt and decided to do an entire collection based on air travel! Because air travel is so GLAMOROUS! From the stain-ridden seats, to the cramped leg space, to the stale nuts (lucky if you get those!), cranky stewardesses, and bed-bug ridden blankets, …
Read More »Artist Chloe Wise took delicious pieces of food and created designer handbags and what not out of them. Here is the blah, blah, blah about the significance. All I see is IHOP and my favorite designers had a delicious baby and I want some. If I had a pancake Chanel bag, I’d …
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