Here’s Karl the Kaiser seen above whisking a young boy into his cave where he keeps his crypt to drain him of his young blood for eternal youth. Just kidding! That boy is the stahhhhh of the Chanel Spring 2018 fashion show, silly! This season’s Chanel show was all about …
Read More »Chanel- Fall 2015- Café Chanel
Check out this awesome collection by Karl the Kaiser! Who knew zombies eat in cafés!? It’s set in a café in Paris, so we know two things: A) the service sucks and B)the food is overpriced. I really love love love the clutch in the shape of plates in the …
Read More »Chanel-Haute Couture- Spring 2014- Posh Pixie
Is it me or do all the models look like Tinkerbell after she married her sugar daddy? I, personally, loved this collection just for the fact that everything is sparkley, shimmery and twee. It’s like a fairy came to Karl the Kaiser one night while he was sucking the blood …
Read More »Chanel- Pre-Fall 2014- Paris-Dallas Collection
Karl the Kaiser did it again by reinventing Chanel with a hillbilly twist and my was it meh. I thought the fringe was strictly reserved for Bon Jovi. Anywho, Karl took southwestern style carpets and fashioned them into ponchos and other FUG designs. Seriously, Karl must’ve been watching too much …
Read More »Balmain- Spring 2014- Chanel 2.0
Karl the Kaiser is rolling in his casket right now…. I know he’s not dead, he just sleeps in a casket every night because that’s what crypt keeper/ vampires do. Anywho, this collection totally looks like something Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel would cough and hack up on any given season …
Read More »Chanel- Resort 2013- Louis Louis Louis Quatorze…
Here are my favorite looks from the latest Chanel Resort Collection. I always wondered what the purpose of a ‘resort’ collection is, I mean, it’s in between Spring and Fall so why not just call it the ‘Summer’ collection? Discuss. Anywho, the show took place at Versailles , which is …
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