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Here is Gaultier’s latest collection featuring a slew of intergalactic punks that come in all different ages. Punk is certainly timeless and I think will last until the end of time when the Thetans take over and make us humans slaves out of us. We will still be rocking the …

Chunky knits are back, I guess… They kinda look like inflamed colons, though. I do have to say, some days I totally want to walk around with a sweater over my head. The strange thing is, my kids always manage to find me even though I have a sweater or …

Check out these croissant earrings by Petit Plat ! I love love love croissants, but not just any croissant. There are croissants that taste like cardboard (like those ones at BJ’s (not a euphemism) warehouse or Starbucks) and then there are croissants that melt in your mouth and conjure up all sorts …

At Jean Paul Gaultier’s haute couture show, it was all butterfly-themed. Either Gaultier has been watching ‘Silence of the Lambs’ (I know it’s really a moth, just go with me here) or he’s been jamming to Mariah Carey’s Butterfly one too many times. Either way, it was a beautimus collection, …

  Viktor & Rolf must have had a Friday night movie marathon with The Grudge and every other Japanese horror movie with a creepy chick with unkempt, savage hair, Angelina Ballerina and that airbrush shop in every suburban mall. Their latest couture show was a combination or elegance and fright. I …

Is it me or do all the models look like Tinkerbell after she married her sugar daddy? I, personally, loved this collection just for the fact that everything is sparkley, shimmery and twee. It’s like a fairy came to Karl the Kaiser one night while he was sucking the blood …

Wowiw Wow! Forty-four looks for Haute Couture! Someone’s fingers are bleeding from all the stitching done by hand! Even though she’s a relative newcomer to haute couture, Ulyana definitely knows a thing or two about couture. I love the structured bras- they look like bullet bras from the 1950’s… I …

s The House of Schiaparelli has been revived and I have to say it’s got the right amount of boring and touches of weird here and there for it to, probably, be successful. Honestly, the only look I approve of is the red frizzy fro and striped dress. I mean, …

Karl the Kaiser did it again by reinventing Chanel with a hillbilly twist and my was it meh. I thought the fringe was strictly reserved for Bon Jovi. Anywho, Karl took southwestern style carpets and fashioned them into ponchos and other FUG designs. Seriously, Karl must’ve been watching too much …

Here is Sarah Burton’s latest collection for Alexander McQueen. I’m not in love with it… actually, I could care less about this collection. It’s just sort of FUG, in my opinion. It’s supposed to be influenced by Scottish kilts and Zulu tribes but all I see is FUG, FUG, a …