Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina
This totally reminds me my friend’s dog that had his matted, sheep dog hair in his face all the time. That is all. photos: Vogue
Read More »Rick Owens -Fall 2016- Hairy Situation
Rick Owens- Spring 2016- Xenu just gave the side eye…
Rick Owens, resident costume designer for (insert any religious cult), just went beyond anything anyone would have imagined at a fashion show. Even Xenu gave the side-eye when Scientology’s favorite darling sent models strapped on other models in unflattering ways. And by unflattering, I mean, EWWWWWWWWW- don’t fart or shart unflattering. …
Read More »Rick Owens- Fall 2015- Alien Chic
Here’s the 2015 cruise collection for Scientologists in the fashion- know…. Those gold and silver faces are not here to scare us straight under our beds, but to gently remind us that aliens get facials, too. It’s up to you what kind of facial- hahahahaha. I’ll stop. Any who, here’s …
Read More »Rick Owens- Fall 2015- D*ck Owens
It’s PENIS-GATE! The twigs and berries have sprouted for Fall! Weiner– shnitzels are IN this season! Woody wood Pecker is high fashion! Throw the dog a Bone-r! How Schlong is the hemline this season? Dingaling a ling : the answer is Peen. and one last one…. Why wasn’t Jon Hamm and …
Read More »Rick Owens- Spring 2013- Future is coming
HAHAHAHAH! That last photo looks like the end of days is coming and the Scientologists have won. Beam me up, Xenu! Fright.en.ing. I think it’s the hair. That is some not-right flowbee hair. The first few dressed look totally like curtains that hang in my living room right at this …
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