What in dainty afternoon tea- wear is this lovely thing? It’s a Tour de Fork – acrylic rings to hold your bite-sized nom nom for a few seconds before you devour it. Totally a necessary object. The best part is using it like a pair of brass knuckles and marking your …
Read More »Octopus Ring
Check out this awesome ring by jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills… gold and diamonds! Love love LOVE!! This was a custom made piece, so, unfortunately, it’s not available to us commoners of the world. But we can all pray for the octopus ring kickstarter… do it for Davy Jones!! If …
Read More »No Bones About It
The team at Ossuaria scours the land for animal carcasses to be made into jewelry, like necklaces and rings. Cat skulls, German Shepard vertebrae, fish bones and more are a few of the parts used in this macabre jewelry line. This is something we would find in Hannibal Lector‘s boudoir …
Read More »Cathedral Ring
Whoa! It’s a whole cathedral meant to be worn on your finger! Metal Couture Jewelry on Etsy sells this masterpiece, but unfortch it has already sold out. Is it me or does it look kinda like Castle Greyskull? I think you can’t get any more badass wearing this ring. And it doubles …
Read More »Tree Rings
British designer CliveRoddy laser cuts wood into small idyllic settings made especially for your finger. These are so woodsy and rustic and adorable. All they need is a gnome and the Swiss Family Robinson to pop out of one the rings. They look a little sharp, so it can totally double …
Read More »Effed Up Stuff on Etsy
I haven’t been on Etsy lately because I feel like Pinterest is more interesting to look at these days. Unless I’m searching for a specific thing to buy, Etsy isn’t my go to search anymore. Anywho, I came across this collection of weird stuff on Etsy and I thought maybe …
Read More »Cool Stuff at Patricia Field’s
Here are a few things I found at NYC’s Patricia Field‘s that I would love love love in my stocking this Christmas…. 1-Petit Biscuit purse– food and fashion are always a hit with me! 2-Betsey Johnson champagne clutch– Pop the bubbly, bitch! 3- Monserat de Lucca gas mask ring– …
Read More »Cleavers aren’t just for the kitchen….
Check out The Cleaver Ring by Raul Souza! This is so rad!!! And just in time for Halloween! Cleavers are kinda big this year… The Blonds had some cleavers in their last collection and it’s like the universal weapon for ‘that crazy ho who cooks’. It’s a culinary tool and …
Read More »Granny’s Grenades!
Check out these jewels from Juxtapoz Jewels… it’s a Ribcage Ring and Granny’s Grenades! So cool! I love love love the Granny’s Grenades! It’s little grenades on a multi-stranded pearl necklace. And the pearls are real! It’ll set you back $500, but who cares! If I can look have as fabulous as that pug, …
Read More »Guillotine ring!
Check out this ring by Kest Schwartzman of Vagabond Jewelry! It’s a Guillotine or Divorce Ring…. I think it looks more like ‘get-a-tetanus-shot-asap’ ring. This also a great guillotine for a tiny being like a mouse or something. Speaking of guillotines, that scene with Anne Boleyn in The Tudors– dang! It was pretty …
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