German designerURB Clothing has made tights fit for the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz… they’re melting tights! It totally looks like you just crapped your tights. I know my crap has sparkles in it… what about you? Anywho, everyone has a poo poo story involving tights so let me …
Read More »Moncler Gamme Bleu – Fall 2013- Off Kilter….
I don’t usually post men’s stuff, but this collection was beyond awesome! It had a Scottish theme to it which I loved. I’m a huge fan of kilts and plaid so this was a win/win for me. Thom Browne designed this collection so naturally it’s going to be pretty cool. …
Read More »Lego Birkin Bag!
Designer Agnieszka Biernacka takes the world’s best toy, Legos, and makes them into jewelry and cool handbags. Her latest creation is the Lego Birkin bag. It sells for $400 and is a fully functioning handbag. This totally beats those old lady Birkin bags in ostrich or snake skin. Seriously, this …
Read More »Sibling London- Fall 2013- Knit Wit
Check out these chunky knits from Sibling London ! It’s from their men’s collection, but I would totally wear that! Especially those hats that look like Dumb Donald from Fat Albert. They all look cozy mozy and ready to brave any storm… including a kitty storm! My cats would love to bat at …
Read More »Coming to your Senses
Ok, I’m just gonna say it. That third photo looks like a dude’s ball sac. There, now that that’s out of the way, these are useless utensils called “Sensorial Stimuli”, blah blah blah. It’s supposed to give you a new perspective on that thing you’re eating. Seriously, if you’re so …
Read More »Plastic Bag Sculptures
Pakistani artist Khalil Chishtee takes plastic shopping bags and transforms them into haunting sculptures that may or may not remind you of a melted wax face of an aging, albino Hollywood socialite. Seriously, this could be the future for plastic bags- melt them down and use it as Botox. Anywho, what I …
Read More »Nasir Mazhar-Fall 2013- Men’s Collection
British designer Nasir Mazhar is best known for his avant-guarde headwear, but this season he has branched out to clothes for both men and women. If you go on his website, it’s just one long ass video of a bunch of people in crazy clothes chillin’ at what looks like a …
Read More »Guitar Doll House
Check out this guitar dollhouse created by Fairy Meadow Miniatures ! I just love tiny things! I can picture a group of hipster mice living in there. One would be all strung out on cheese. The other would not have bathed for a year. And the other mouse with fake dark-rimmed …
Read More »Chainmail Shoes
Ok, riddle me this: Can chainmail actually protect your feet from all the millions of microscopic, nasty ass stuff that are found on the ground? I think not. But, then again, I’m a germaphobe, so anything involving feet and the outside elements are high on my vom list. Anywho, these …
Read More »Crazy Eyelash Jewelry
If you ever wanted beads, a zoo, or unicorns to hang from your eyelids, then Eyelash jewelry is your kinda place! These are false eyelashes with cutouts of animals, fruits, shoes, you name it. I would think it would be super uncomfortable having crap dangling from your eyelids constantly, but what would …
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