A sweet creature with a swishy tail and David Bowie eyes sashayed into my life when I was 19. I named this kitten Mr. Marmar (‘Marmar’ means marble in Farsi) and promised a life of luxury even if it means I’d have to wear clothes from Sal’s boutique to make …
Read More »Thom Browne-Spring 2013- Thom Attacks!
I think Thom Browne is the most interesting and original designer of New York Fashion Week. Seriously, almost every NY designer showing their collection is so bland and conventional. Moving on, I loved the halo bottomed skirt. I got married in a halo bottomed skirt and it totally looked like …
Read More »Duro Olowu- Spring 2013- It’s a Toile, Toile World!
Toile du Jouy is one of my favorite patterns ever! I know it can be all granny looking, but I think it’s so elegant. Plus, I love matching my outfit to the tea set, lounging chair and drapes in my surroundings. I guess it’s my way of camouflaging? Hmm. Anywho, …
Read More »Cool Kitchen Gadgets
Calling all foodies! Check out this cool site called Lekue featuring a baguette container for all your baguette sandwiches, a citrus spritzer (What!) and a macaroon maker (double What!). That citrus spritzer is all kinds of awesome! It’s like a you can transform a whole lemon into a bottle of Sun-in! …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2013- Boxy Boxy
First off- I have to say this season wasn’t great for me, but I do LOVE LOVE LOVE the Lego Chanel Clutches above. That’s definitely a masterpiece and something I want to strive to add to my collection. Karl must’ve had a juvenile moment in his office when he came …
Read More »Mohawk Mania
I love love love mohawks. I remember when I was little I used to admire the punk look and vowed to have a mohawk one day. I also wondered why more people didn’t have pink hair and mohawks. I still wonder why. I mean, it’s passed being non-conformist. It’s really …
Read More »Furry Feet
Celine isn’t really one of the designers that I really like or even think about in terms of being relevant, but they definitely nailed it with these shoes! The clothes are no big deal, but it’s the Muppet fur heels and feet heels that really caught my eye. I’m not …
Read More »Bag Full of Booze
Swedish brand Vernissage really knows how to get the lady wino’s of the world really, really excited. Make a handbag that is actually a box of wine! You could carry this elegant number around all day everyday, everywhere and everyone would think you’re just naturally a dumb stumbling floozy, not …
Read More »Rick Owens- Spring 2013- Future is coming
HAHAHAHAH! That last photo looks like the end of days is coming and the Scientologists have won. Beam me up, Xenu! Fright.en.ing. I think it’s the hair. That is some not-right flowbee hair. The first few dressed look totally like curtains that hang in my living room right at this …
Read More »Extra Baggage?
According to the the creator of Jaktogo, John Power, ‘Only fools pay for extra luggage, clever people have a Jaktogo!” I guess I’m a fool for not looking like a fool! HHAHAHAHAHA. “The Jaktogo” is a very large coat that carries your extra belongings while traveling. Basically, it’s traveling hobo …
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