Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina
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Miu Miu- Spring 2016
Miu Miu gave us gothic, housemaid on acid this season…. like a domesticated Blythe doll. I can dig that. It also has a doll-ish quality that I totally approve of. Excuse me, while I go look for an organza apron somewhere. photos: Vogue
Read More »Louis Vuitton- Spring 2016- Pretty Punk
I am in LOVE- LOVE-LOVE with these motorcycle jackets done by Louis Vuitton this season. That is all. photos: Vogue
Read More »I Got My Hair ‘Did’!
If you’re ever in Santa Barbara, CA , you must visit the master hair stylist Xavier Scordo at The Josè Eber Salon inside the luxurious Four Seasons Biltmore Hotel! He made my bland mommy hair into VA-VA -VA -VOOM in under an hour! I was having one of those days …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2016- Par Avion!
Our favorite fashionable vampire came out of the crypt and decided to do an entire collection based on air travel! Because air travel is so GLAMOROUS! From the stain-ridden seats, to the cramped leg space, to the stale nuts (lucky if you get those!), cranky stewardesses, and bed-bug ridden blankets, …
Read More »Cat is IN the Bag!
Check out these awesome cat handbags by “Japanese housewife who loves cats” Pico! Shut up and take my money, say I. Each bag retails for about $700, but the catch is that they sell on Ebay Japan so, naturally, there’s a blood bath of bidding, because, you know, it’s Japan and people …
Read More »Bernhard Willhelm-Spring 2016- Bananas!
The surrounding theme of this collection was bananas! I’d say it was more like ‘hobo- hippie on a safari rave’. Fun fact: There was this one dude I remember in my college days that totally fit the profile for ‘hobo-hippie on a safari rave’. He played the bongos and never …
Read More »Vivienne Westwood- Spring 2016- Super-sized Couture
Vivienne Westwood’s collection this season was a hodgepodge of The Tudors, random beekeepers and that dude that sang that song ‘Burning Down the House’. It was quite entertaining to say the least. Those oversized jackets are perfect for the airplane. Your head doesn’t hit the gross headrest and you can …
Read More »What I wore…
I haven’t posted any “What I Wore” posts in a very long time, so I decided to bring it back! I haven’t posted mainly because the past 2 years, my “what I wore” look was anything washable and baby vomit- proof and so on so forth… so I knew you …
Read More »Rick Owens- Spring 2016- Xenu just gave the side eye…
Rick Owens, resident costume designer for (insert any religious cult), just went beyond anything anyone would have imagined at a fashion show. Even Xenu gave the side-eye when Scientology’s favorite darling sent models strapped on other models in unflattering ways. And by unflattering, I mean, EWWWWWWWWW- don’t fart or shart unflattering. …
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