This was a very galactic collection by our favorite hippie tribe of fashion. Did the stars speak to them to create a collection worthy of a Scientology sacrifice?Possibly. Each thetan model was numbered and sent down the runway, which can mean only one thing….. Thetans Models can’t count. No! Kidding! …
Read More »Rick Owens- Spring 2016- Xenu just gave the side eye…
Rick Owens, resident costume designer for (insert any religious cult), just went beyond anything anyone would have imagined at a fashion show. Even Xenu gave the side-eye when Scientology’s favorite darling sent models strapped on other models in unflattering ways. And by unflattering, I mean, EWWWWWWWWW- don’t fart or shart unflattering. …
Read More »Jean Paul Gaultier- Fall 2014- Punk Comes in All Ages
Here is Gaultier’s latest collection featuring a slew of intergalactic punks that come in all different ages. Punk is certainly timeless and I think will last until the end of time when the Thetans take over and make us humans slaves out of us. We will still be rocking the …
Read More »Kay Kwok- Fall 2014 – Menswear- Beem me up, Xenu
It’s seems there’s a lot of Kwok going around! This is a totally different Kwok, by the way, than my last Kwok post. Anywho, Kay Kwok obviously is a disciple of the Church of Scientology because his entire showed was super galactic and had faces of Xenu (the 2nd to …
Read More »Franck Sorbier- Haute Couture- Fall 2013- The Modern Middle Ages
These aren’t costumes from Game of Thrones or some other medieval show. These aren’t workers from King Richard’s Faire, either. These are couture creations from Franck Sorbier. I have never heard of him, but he’s definitely on my radar because he made all his models do some sort of …
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