Check out these freaky shoes by frantich and young. I thought those were real teeth, but actually they are just rubber teeth… although they totally could’ve used a bunch of dentures if they wanted and Fixodented that sh*t. Anywho, two things about these shoes that I like, though. A) It has …
Read More »Some effed up Heels.
Ever wonder what sadomasochistic people do in their down time. They wear effed up shoes like this that give them tendonitis, nasty blisters and wonky toenail situations. Seriously, this does not look fun at all. Is it me or does it look sort of paraplegic -ish? Anywho, Amsterdam-based designer Leanie van der …
Read More »Sophia Webster- Spring 2013- Doll Face
Speaking of dolls, shoe/handbag designer Sophia Webster had an outstanding presentation of her Spring 2013 collection. Human-sized doll boxes were the backdrop for her flirty, colorful shoe and handbag collection. Seriously, it doesn’t get more awesome than this! This spring she was influenced by Aztec prints, which I really don’t like. It …
Read More »Furry Feet
Celine isn’t really one of the designers that I really like or even think about in terms of being relevant, but they definitely nailed it with these shoes! The clothes are no big deal, but it’s the Muppet fur heels and feet heels that really caught my eye. I’m not …
Read More »Concept Shoes by Julian Hakes
British artist Julian Hakes has designed one of the fuggest shoes ever. I love the colors, but do they have to look like a household cleaning tool? I’m not sure if I should use it to clean the shower or wear it. Maybe it looks better in person. I dunno. For now, …
Read More »Jeremy Scott X Adidas
I am totally guilty of loving those Jeremy Scott X Adidas shoes with the teddy bear on it. It would be even more rad if it could talk like this teddy bear. So, when I saw these fantabulous ensembles to go with those sneakers, I flipped! Of course the stuffed animal …
Read More »Ouija Shoes and more…
Whenever I think of a Ouija board, I think of that Cartel dude (the old dude with the bell that couldn’t speak) on Breaking Bad and how he communicated with a bell and Ouija Board. Side note: What is a Ouija board doing in a nursing home?? Anywho, Miss Fiendish Apparel designed heels …
Read More »Paper Dolls
Check out this cool exhibit called “Prêt-à-Papier: The Exquisite Art of Isabelle de Borchgrave” at the Hillwood Estate Museum and Gardens in Washington! Belgian artist Isabelle de Borchgrave crafted 18th century gowns and shoes entirely of paper! Dang!! Obviously, she doesn’t give an eff about paper cuts. Yes, I’m one of those people who …
Read More »Masaya Kushino- Shoes of the Wild
Check out these wild shoes from Masaya Kushino! If you can make Britney Spear’s left over weave look that stylish on a shoe in its afterlife, then you deserve a gold medal. Seriously, it’s like recycling at its finest. Anywho, The ‘ram’ shoe looks more like the glory hole of a buffalo, …
Read More »Choice Picks from Irregular Choice
Here are a few of my favorites from the coolest shoe designer ever, Irregular Choice. What I love about their shoes is that they are super colorful, youthful and sweet. Pretty much everything they design matches a tweener’s my wardrobe. I love when shoes have little charms on them. …
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