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These b*tches at the  Royal Ascot are showing how to do it RIGHT! The Kentucky Derby is like the younger, hillbilly sister of the Royal Ascot. You know the one that gets knocked up because she drank too many wine coolers on a camping trip. Anywho, let’s turn our focus …

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! It’s a great thing I wasn’t there because I would have quietly stalked each model and broken off a piece of chocolate each time they weren’t looking. By the time they would get to the runway, nothing would be left! See, cake I could pass on if it was …