Tag Archives: spring 2013

I’m mostly posting about Sibling because of the fancy headdresses and the red toile dress in the first photo. The rest is bleh to me. I particularly like the pom-pom pink hat in the last photo mainly because it reminds me of this awesome musician of our time. That’s right! …

Fam Irvoll never ceases to amaze me with her collections. She’s got the whole quirky, girly, kawaii look down pat. This spring collection she decided to give the memaws of the world a shout out by putting their sour faces on t-shirts and dresses. I wonder if Werther’s was the candy …

I absolutely loved Kate Spade‘s collection for Spring! There was pink! There were bows! There was plaid! Pretty much everything I adore. Anywho, Kate Spade always falls off my radar because it’s sort of a mall store. Very mainstream, but in a NYC/Hamptons kinda way. This is really what I like …

First off, I thought Betsey Johnson closed everywhere, so there wouldn’t be anymore tutus and animal print for us out there anymore. I am pleased to see she’s continuing, because where else would we get overpriced girly punk prom dresses? Obviously, my fave look is the raccoon outfit. That is …

Looking like that Tom Petty video, Alexandre’s collection consisted of checkerboards and check patterns. There was enough checkerboard to keep about 100 2nd graders busy playing chess. Seriously, if you want to entertain small children, wear one of these outfits and lay flat while they play checkers. You’ll be a …

I think Thom Browne is the most interesting and original designer of New York Fashion Week. Seriously, almost every NY designer showing their collection is so bland and conventional. Moving on, I loved the halo bottomed skirt. I got married in a halo bottomed skirt and it totally looked like …

Toile du Jouy is one of my favorite patterns ever! I know it can be all granny looking, but I think it’s so elegant. Plus, I love matching my outfit to the tea set, lounging chair and drapes in my surroundings. I guess it’s my way of camouflaging? Hmm. Anywho, …

  I’m not really good at reviewing men’s fashion because I have no idea who would wear this anyway, but in any case, it’s really entertaining to see grown-ass men walking around like it was a Barnum & Bailey show in the middle of a voodoo-ridden town. But that’s just …

Holy Plaid! It’s like a golfer’s convention shat on the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz! But I like it! Seriously, even though it’s a little overkill with the plaid, I LOVE the colors. Being a New Englander, I’m always pleased with lobsters being worked into fashion. And the …

Central Saint Martins graduate Craig Green’s Spring 2013 collection had some elements that reminded me of the Abu Ghraib prison. Seriously, wearing these clothes could be a form of punishment that Guantanamo Bay can pair with the Sesame Street theme. They should totally add this to their repertoire. Anywho, I guess it’s not …