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  I’ll just leave this here. photos: Vogue

Rick Owens, resident costume designer for (insert any religious cult), just went beyond anything anyone would have imagined at a fashion show. Even Xenu gave the side-eye when Scientology’s favorite darling sent models strapped on other models in unflattering ways. And by unflattering, I mean, EWWWWWWWWW- don’t fart or shart unflattering. …

Our favorite Bollywood designer, who clearly loves the rave scene, unveiled his latest collection in Paris and it was not disappointing at all! This season’s theme included his usual techno- rave style in conjunction with gypsies from the mountains of Bulgaria. I love his recurring theme of colorful neon colors juxtaposed …

And by best, I mean , at its strangest. Anrealage shows in Paris, but is actually a Japanese label. Any who, this collection gave me Viktor & Rolf vibes. It was cool, but I felt like I’ve seen this sort of thing before. I dunno… maybe all this fashion week …

   Designer Alessandro Michele gave a well-needed makeover at Gucci and it was perfect. To me, Gucci was getting a little boring and conservative. So, this collection was the right balance of country equestrian with 1970’s kitchy wallpaper and drapes. It was extraordinary! I especially liked the troupe l’oeil dresses, …

I’ve never heard of this Ryan Lo guy, but he’s my new favorite. I mean, how could he not be my favorite when he uses pink, tulle, ruffles and BOWS like there’s no tomorrow??Here are my favorite looks from his collection…. the cape in the fifth photo reminds of this …

Oh my! Those masks! It’s like Ziggy Stardust and Rihanna’s ten head mated and shat out these eldritch faces! Gareth Pugh loves to reference aliens and other-worldly beings, so this gothic glam-rock collection is not too far off. Amazingly, this season he ventured into a little more color, albeit only …

These are pretty awesome outfits by Delpozo. Fun fact: I always think of this tire mechanic people in my city when I see the name Delpozo… I think the tire people are named Delpazo, though…. sooooo , yeah… little sneak peak into my tiny brain there. Any who, I love the rug …

Our favorite British punk rockers made a collection to die for once again! It was like a polished, rave, street style nice enough to wear at the office … or something like that. I kinda want that chihuahua mu-mu to lounge in around the house.  Yay for Libertine! photos: Vogue