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Here is Sarah Burton’s latest collection for Alexander McQueen. I’m not in love with it… actually, I could care less about this collection. It’s just sort of FUG, in my opinion. It’s supposed to be influenced by Scottish kilts and Zulu tribes but all I see is FUG, FUG, a …

  It was all about leather motorcycle jackets at Gaultier’s latest collection. Could it be that Jean-Paul is reveling in ‘Teen Beach Movie‘??? Is he trying to tell us he’s not a surfer but a BIKER??? Is this collection cryptic of his questionable taste for really, really bad Disney TV …

  See… this is the kind of collection I actually live for. Totally outrageous, unwearable and just messed up. I love it! I’m just gonna let you look at the photos and let it sink in. Everytime I look at the collection, I find something new that’s amazing and effed …

Karl the Kaiser is rolling in his casket right now…. I know he’s not dead, he just sleeps in a casket every night because that’s what crypt keeper/ vampires do. Anywho, this collection totally looks like something Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel would cough and hack up on any given season …

What a ladylike collection! Ethereal, sparkly, delicate…. wait. Are those Swiffers as shoes?? How genius is that!? Almost as genius as this. Almost. I really do love this collection, the swiffer slippers aside. It’s so very ladylike, minus the heavy fabrics that can make a dress look as frumpy as …

  Continuing with a  ‘Scientologist’ theme, here’s Gareth Pugh’s latest collection. I like the addition of fluffy feathers this time around. Sometimes I just want to wrap a Miggins or three around my head and walk around all day. Doesn’t everyone?? Anywho, what can I say….. that Gareth has always …

So colorful! So elegant! So tribal! It’s really hard to make tribal elegant, but Manish managed to accomplish just that. This is probably one of my favorite collections this season so far. Always incorporating his Indian roots, Manish’s designs are so very distinct. And the hair, like beautiful birds!! Yay …

 Moschino’s latest consisted of a good girl and bad girl version of each outfit. I kinda like that idea. Finally, something interesting with Moschino! To me, Moschino was my favorite designer until Franco died in 1994 and they closed their incredible Upper East Side store in NYC a few years …

Damn, I hate that song! “Nights in White Satin”.  It’s more like ‘Nights in White SATAN!’….Anywho, we all know what song Prabal was busting his sweet, sweet moves to while designing this collection. I never understood satin. It’s like the younger, slutty sister of lace. It could be sleazy bed …

Gaultier’s show was a parade of all the 1980’s icons in music… Madonna, Annie Lennox, Michael Jackson, Sade, Boy George, David Bowie… basically everyone who was on MTV first back when they were playing music videos and not a bunch of trashy, drunk, oompa loompa’s in their habitat. Anywho, I thought …