I’ll just leave this here. photos: Vogue
Read More »Rick Owens- Spring 2019
I’m just gonna drop this right here and back away slowly. Merry Christmas! photos:Vogue
Read More »Blindness – Spring 2019
Blindness…. what an interesting name for a fashion house churning out hideous creations! HAHAHAHAHAH! Anywho, the London-based designer made sure to give us old man raincoats and recycled 70’s negligees for our viewing pleasure… or not pleasure… I dunno… anywho, that’s that and this is this… photos: Vogue
Read More »Kombucha Couture
Designer Sacha Laurin takes fermented milk, green tea and SCOBY (Symbiotic Colonies of Bacterial and Yeast) to create original dresses for her fashion line, Kombucha Couture. She uses different techniques to create different textures such as, leather, canvas or silk from the bacterial concoction. This totally sounds like something out …
Read More »Selfie Nails
BUT WAIT….. THERE’S MORE!!! This is borderline INSANE and COOL. Like, it’s cool because who wouldn’t want their own face on their nails…? You’ll never forget what you look like… especially when each nail is a range of emotions like happy, sad, and resting bitchface. And INSANE, well, because DUH…. …
Read More »Boobies and Bums Needlepoint
Artist Sally Hewett has taken the old lady art of embroidery and stitching to a whole new ‘cheeky’ level. Although it may look like a wall of Cabbage Patch porn, it’s actually a statement about breast augmentations due to cancer and sucky things like that. Honestly, I just want to run up …
Read More »Vivienne Westwood- Spring 2018 – What a circus!
I’ll just leave this gem here. photos:Vogue
Read More »Junya Wantanabe- Spring 2017- Origami Punk
This is totally, like, what a punk rock origami aficionado would wear. So many sharp folds! So many spikes! So much eyeliner! So many ripped fishnets! I have to say, I do like this collection and would probably rank photo 2 as my favorite. All those spikes are bound to …
Read More »Comme Des Garçon- Spring 2017- Comically Impractical
Comme Des Garçon always serves up impractical fashion at its finest. Here are the conversations that must go on in a Comme Des Garçon design room: “Sitting is so passé! What? Use the bathroom?? What’s that? Going through a door that’s NOT a French door…. impossible! Scratching an itch on …
Read More »Hood By Air- Spring 2017- Hot Mess
Woe is the dude in the blue rain poncho and pants! Give him a piece of chocolate…. a fluffy kitten…. a unicorn… something to cheer him up. Anywho, this collection was a mess, but was to be expected because it’s Hood by Air. Models wallowed down the runway in awkwardly fitted …
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