Here’s one for the birds! photos: Vogue
Read More »Toenail Stockings
Japan is a magical little place that burps up all kinds of messed up stuff. Here is one: Toenail Stockings. If you’re too lazy to paint your nails and you’re a panty hose aficionado, then these are made just for you! I personally hate pantyhose, so I’d never wear these, but …
Read More »Imaginary Creepy Creatures
Artist Erika Sanada’s imaginary creatures collection is straight out of my nightmares. I have a dog phobia (please don’t laugh- this is for realz), so zombie, messed up dogs with birds tearing out of their ears and eyes and on level SH*T JUST GOT SERIOUS . And the rats with 2 …
Read More »Effed Up Stuff on Etsy
I haven’t been on Etsy lately because I feel like Pinterest is more interesting to look at these days. Unless I’m searching for a specific thing to buy, Etsy isn’t my go to search anymore. Anywho, I came across this collection of weird stuff on Etsy and I thought maybe …
Read More »Wacky Styles from those Crazy Kids
These are more Graduate Fashion shows. I’m too lazy to list each and every designer, so feel free to click back to Style Bubble for the complete round up. I don’t get paid enough to that. Ain’t nobody got time for dat! Anywho, that fishbowl backpack is the new goldfish …
Read More »Simple, yet Strange
Finnish designer Emilia Tikka totally knows how to recycle brown paper shopping bags, right? There’s something sinister about these photos. Could it be the first photo is some chick stuck in a box peering out to see who she can scare? Sounds like my son. The last photo looks like those old hand …
Read More »Chest Hair Couture
All the burly men of the world banded together and donated their locks of love (and by love, I mean, chest-hair) to an English company in need. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Especially, when you need a million strands of CHEST HAIR! And the chest hair was …
Read More »Unicorn Boots by Oonacat
Etsy shop Oonacat has made these unicorn shoes by taking off the heel and attaching hooves to the sole. This is pretty badass. I mean, to take slutty boots from Bakers and transform them into pristine unicorn boots takes pure talent. Shhhhh… listen. The angels are neighing. Once upon a time I had …
Read More »Effed Up Metal Jewelry
American artist Jennifer Crupi designed these ‘sculptural’ pieces of jewelry. If you told me that these were equipment familiar in a gyn’s office, I would believe you. These don’t look like jewelry, but rather restraint devices used in the medical field. Especially that elbow stirrup thingy. I’m not going to go there. …
Read More »Coming to your Senses
Ok, I’m just gonna say it. That third photo looks like a dude’s ball sac. There, now that that’s out of the way, these are useless utensils called “Sensorial Stimuli”, blah blah blah. It’s supposed to give you a new perspective on that thing you’re eating. Seriously, if you’re so …
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