This was a very galactic collection by our favorite hippie tribe of fashion. Did the stars speak to them to create a collection worthy of a Scientology sacrifice?Possibly. Each thetan model was numbered and sent down the runway, which can mean only one thing….. Thetans Models can’t count. No! Kidding! …
Read More »Rick Owens- Spring 2016- Xenu just gave the side eye…
Rick Owens, resident costume designer for (insert any religious cult), just went beyond anything anyone would have imagined at a fashion show. Even Xenu gave the side-eye when Scientology’s favorite darling sent models strapped on other models in unflattering ways. And by unflattering, I mean, EWWWWWWWWW- don’t fart or shart unflattering. …
Read More »Jean Paul Gaultier- Fall 2014- Punk Comes in All Ages
Here is Gaultier’s latest collection featuring a slew of intergalactic punks that come in all different ages. Punk is certainly timeless and I think will last until the end of time when the Thetans take over and make us humans slaves out of us. We will still be rocking the …
Read More »Kay Kwok- Fall 2014 – Menswear- Beem me up, Xenu
It’s seems there’s a lot of Kwok going around! This is a totally different Kwok, by the way, than my last Kwok post. Anywho, Kay Kwok obviously is a disciple of the Church of Scientology because his entire showed was super galactic and had faces of Xenu (the 2nd to …
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