It’s the Summer and that means it’s wedding season! So why not give your blushing bride four rings instead of one. That’s right! Four rings that happen to be positioned as brass knuckles so your demure bride can beat your ass down at ease the day after your Bachelor Party. Woo Hoo! Order it here:‘Til Death do us Part Ring from designer Kate Bauman. And while you’re at on a winning streak, go ahead and switch out that wedding cake for these polystyrene cake sculptures by Will Cotton. That way it would be less messy than a real cake being shoved in your face when you have a Maury Povich moment and say you’re the baby daddy to a one night stand! See! I’m thinking of you, grooms! Isn’t marriage fun?
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