Wowie Awards!

So, last Thursday was the 1st Annual  Wowie Awards at Universal Studios in Los Angeles by the fabulous people at World of Wonder.  They are the people behind “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and the new Britney Spears documentary on E! called “I am Britney Jean”. Some stars in attendance were Adam Lambert, LaToya Jackson and Courtney Stodden.

My ass was nominated for Best Blog of the year, which is truly flattering since 99% of the time I’m talking out of my ass on this classy blog. So, I put away my baby vomit pajamas and threw on a snazzy outfit courtesy of Meadham Kirchoff for Topshop. I got my hair did and flossed my teeth and I was good to go. I didn’t expect to win because well, I never win anything, except for this one time when I won a cookbook at a mall raffle in 1993.

My instinct was right,  I got beat out by Colby Keller, a gay male porn star’s blog. Figures. By the way, his site is NSFW. Let’s just say it’s a sausage party for one. Anywho, here’s my acceptance speech in case I had won:

Thank you, World of Wonder, particularly the illustrious James St. James…. I’m so glad I dragged my fatass and fetus down from Santa Barbara to LA for this. I want to thank my dead cat Mr. MarMar and my other dead cat Miss Darcheen. I also want to thank Mr. Miggins and Miss Minky  for breathing new life into my blog and personal life. If I was born a dude, I would most definitely have been a drag queen. I’m with you guys, man! Thanks again and have a Meowy Christmas and Happy New Year!

Here’s my interview with James St. James and Michelle Visage at the 16:08 mark.

More photos from the event and also here.   

Here’s a list of the winners… Until next year!

Here’s a closer look at my makeup, hair and outfit before the show:

photos: Babak Bina ( my awesome brother), moi