Ever wonder what sadomasochistic people do in their down time. They wear effed up shoes like this that give them tendonitis, nasty blisters and wonky toenail situations. Seriously, this does not look fun at all. Is it me or does it look sort of paraplegic -ish? Anywho, Amsterdam-based designer Leanie van der …
Read More »Knitted Dwarven Beards
Check out these Knitted Beard Hats from thinkgeek… totally a geek’s dream! Not only does it keep you warm, but it makes you look like you’re into either hobos or hobbits. The braids make a nice, tidy touch to the unkempt beard. If I had a beard, I would totally grow …
Read More »Three as Four -Spring 2013- Yeah okay.
Three as Four is one of those designers that pretty much spit out the same stuff every season, just in a different shade of color. I guess they are avant guarde still, but DAMN! mix it up a bit. The only look I like is the dress with the mirrors …
Read More »Rodarte- Spring 2013- Strange mix
Everytime I look at a Rodarte collection, I think- how in the hell did they come up with that look? And not in a good way. Seriously, they are the complete style opposite of me. We are like Bizarro versions of each other. Having said that, the only look from …
Read More »Comme Des Garçon- Spring 2013- What the hell happened?
Ok, when you see the words Comme Des Garçon, you know you’re gonna get a bunch of crazy upon crazy. So, this season was not disappointing. Basically, take all the drapery scraps you can find and pile it high on you in some effed up way with no rhyme or …
Read More »Ashish- Spring 2013- Seriously Serious.
Ashish is cereal, I mean, serious about fashion. The models look elegantly unshowered, and freshly rolled out of bed thanks to the rat’s nest of a hair and nerdy glasses. Seriously, I have to honest, this is what I look like every morning of my life. BUT, I do not own a …
Read More »Dans La Vie- Spring 2013- Royal Prints
Designer Rira Sugawara showed us what a beautiful silhouette can quickly get odd with strange fabric choices. I don’t mind that it was shiny, it was the prints that made it look really chaotic. Besides that those peplum suits in the last row of photos would’ve been super rad! I …
Read More »Hug It Out
Here is the latest and greatest (is it?) from designer Si Chan’s Fall 2012 Hug Me series. Those hands look just like these substitute hands for preemies at the NICU. One of my sons was born a preemie recently and he loved that creepy muppet hand. Anywho, to wear it on a coat …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2013- Boxy Boxy
First off- I have to say this season wasn’t great for me, but I do LOVE LOVE LOVE the Lego Chanel Clutches above. That’s definitely a masterpiece and something I want to strive to add to my collection. Karl must’ve had a juvenile moment in his office when he came …
Read More »Rick Owens- Spring 2013- Future is coming
HAHAHAHAH! That last photo looks like the end of days is coming and the Scientologists have won. Beam me up, Xenu! Fright.en.ing. I think it’s the hair. That is some not-right flowbee hair. The first few dressed look totally like curtains that hang in my living room right at this …
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