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Shoe designer Anastasia Radevich really knows how to design a pair of shoes that make you go  DAYUM! The heels on each creation is more unique than the first and makes me wonder if these are wearable without a Dr. Scholl’s gel pad. I have to say the last pair with the …

Designer Kerry Howley has fashioned human hair into necklaces in hopes of making hair desirable again. Of course, she’s talking about us hairy chicks about hair removal and how people are obsessed with a hairless body. Seriously, I have to say I’m pretty groomed  in places where the sun don’t shine and …

Here are some photos from the Beijing Institute of Fashion Technology’s Graduates Show. Seriously, I’m impressed that between dining on cats and dogs and child slave labor, they have the time to come up with such amazing outfits.  The multi-layered  collar is pretty Viktor & Rolf-ish. (Not this Rolf, but …

    I came across these gems on a site called Fashion is Bullshit and I have to say, it’s like hitting comedy gold! Really, who wouldn’t want an eye on the back of their head? They should paint it green like that eye monster in Monsters, Inc… that would totally intrigue …

Those mad hatter hats were a major theme in the Louis Vuitton show designed by Marc Jacobs. You could hide a small, immigrant family up there. But the main attraction was the steam train with the many bellboys carrying the ho’s luggage. Really, I wish I had a bellboy like …

I keep forgetting that John Galliano no longer designs for ‘John Galliano’, which is such a pity. I realize every time after seeing the collection and thinking, ‘damn, that was FUG’. Then I see the photo of current designer, Bill Gaytten, in the last thumbnail and kinda groan with disappointment. …

Designer Bernhard Willhelm went all out punk with a dash  of sport. I’m really liking the tiger shorts in the last two looks. Besides that , I think the rest is all a massive mess. The Braveheart face paint is definitely not helping. I do have to say that those unraveling sweaters …

HAHAHAAHAAHAHAH! This trend of covering the models’ faces is really getting out of hand. Every ‘buttaface’ model has a chance now. A little Rorschach-ian, I suppose That is all. photos: Fashion 156

Central Saint Martins graduate Cornel Bolt really knows how to hide a woman’s curves. She really knows how to dress the lady who lunches at Hometown Buffet.  I’m kinda digging the double skirt that starts mid-thigh and ends right at your feet. Reminds me of those rappers who can’t seem to pull …

If you took everything in my closet, plus the contents of a drag queen’s closet and add a dash of Punky Brewster– you would get Meadham Kirchoff’s Fall 2012 collection. All the sparkle, spangle, fur and explosion of prints is enough to disorient anyone with a pair of eyes. Instead …