It was John Galliano’s debut couture collection for Maison Margiela and it was on point. There’s no denying Galliano’s touch is that of intricate, beautifully executed couture gold. This is exactly what the House of Margiela needs– exquisite craftsmanship to balance out the experimental fodder that has made them sort …
Read More »Anrealage- Fall 2015- Alien Encounter of the Fashion Kind
Holy ten head! Anrealage is the designer of choice for all those hot aliens prancing around the universe! Really, this collection is giving me goth-emo Squidward vibes. I do like the white spray paint as a bull’s-eye effect. It’s sort of like when Ido some crafty spray painting and the nozzle …
Read More »Chanel- Fall 2015- Café Chanel
Check out this awesome collection by Karl the Kaiser! Who knew zombies eat in cafés!? It’s set in a café in Paris, so we know two things: A) the service sucks and B)the food is overpriced. I really love love love the clutch in the shape of plates in the …
Read More »Manish Arora- Fall 2015- Urban Techno- Nomad
Wowie Wow wow wow! It’s nomadic! It’s gothic! It’s festive! It’s Bollywood! It’s techno-grunge! It’s fan-friggin-tastic! Manish puts his usual tribal twist on this collection, but offers a slightly more street flavor to it than past collections. I’m really drooling over the skeleton chest plate (12th photo), boots and cage …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2015- This screams feminism.
Karl the Cadaver was clutching his new iPhone 6 at the close his Chanel fashion show, which can only mean one thing: it’s his new prop to lure fresh blood into his lair for frequent feedings! Zombies, they’re just like us when it comes to Apple products! No, I kid… Chanel’s …
Read More »Jean Paul Gaultier- Spring 2015- Au Revoir, Maestro….
Wow… It’s really the end of an era. I remember first discovering Jean Paul Gaultier when I was still in high school during the mid -nineties …. Bjork (Debut), Madonna during her Blonde Ambition Tour and MTV’s House of Style days. I admired his ability to marry avant guard (without being …
Read More »Jean Paul Gaultier- Fall 2014- Haute Couture
As usual Jean Paul Gaultier gave us a very dramatic couture show with a sizzling finale featuring that famous lady boy with the five o’clock shadow. I have no idea who is, mainly because I don’t watch much TV, except for Sesame Street and Ninjago, so please don’t hold it against …
Read More »Viktor & Rolf- Fall 2014- Haute Couture- Ruby Bows
Okay, I get it, Viktor & Rolf… throw a red faux fur bath rug from Bed, Bath and Beyond on you and tie that shit up into a BOW! As you may already know, I love love love BOWS! And I love love love fuzzy, furry things (exhibit:A)… so this …
Read More »Yohji Yamamoto- Fall 2014- Cozy Mozy jackets
This collection just makes want to throw a duvet on myself and go out in public. I’d go to the bank, food shopping, drop my kid off at school, go to the GYN… I’d do it all while wearing a duvet. And if people stared at me, I’d whip out …
Read More »Alexander McQueen- Fall 2014- Furry Creatures
Sarah Burton decided to skin a few woodland animals, including the illustrious and bewitching Pepe Le Pew, for Alexander McQueen’s latest collection. The models look pretty cozy, except they also look angry. Scratch that, more like “hangry”. Someone throw a baby back rib up on there, for goodness sake. …
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