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  Oh that Karl… he’s gotten all artsy fartsy on us. Which is ok, because I actually like this collection. I don’t love love love it, but I like it. The paint swatches are what really have me excited. The thyroid tumor pearl necklaces are also rad in my book. …

  It was all about leather motorcycle jackets at Gaultier’s latest collection. Could it be that Jean-Paul is reveling in ‘Teen Beach Movie‘??? Is he trying to tell us he’s not a surfer but a BIKER??? Is this collection cryptic of his questionable taste for really, really bad Disney TV …

These models have either been changing the diapers of a burrito-eating baby before this show or munching on Milka the same way I do everyday at 3:15 pm. Hard to tell. Anywho, I can’t hate on this collection because there are KITTENS on a few of the dresses. So this …

  See… this is the kind of collection I actually live for. Totally outrageous, unwearable and just messed up. I love it! I’m just gonna let you look at the photos and let it sink in. Everytime I look at the collection, I find something new that’s amazing and effed …

Whoa. Look what the cat dragged in, indeed. If you took a starving stray alley cat Miss Mimi with really sharp nails, a few jersey dresses from Target, and some cat nip to fuel the fire, this is pretty much the end result. This is usually what happens to me when …

  Famous for her fabulously kitsch handbags, Olympia Le Tan has infused that same quirky style into her womenswear collection. This time her inspiration came from the sea. Cut to: Olympia surrounded by empty cans of Chicken of the Sea. Anywho, I love love love this collection! The colors, the …

Karl the Kaiser is rolling in his casket right now…. I know he’s not dead, he just sleeps in a casket every night because that’s what crypt keeper/ vampires do. Anywho, this collection totally looks like something Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel would cough and hack up on any given season …

What a ladylike collection! Ethereal, sparkly, delicate…. wait. Are those Swiffers as shoes?? How genius is that!? Almost as genius as this. Almost. I really do love this collection, the swiffer slippers aside. It’s so very ladylike, minus the heavy fabrics that can make a dress look as frumpy as …

These chicks are definitely ‘undercover’…. because if you cover your eyes with bangs, it means no one can see you! Duh! That was my logic when I was a toddler… okay, it’s still my logic now. Anywho, those play on words – insult- sunlit- yessssss! As a person who loathes …

  Continuing with a  ‘Scientologist’ theme, here’s Gareth Pugh’s latest collection. I like the addition of fluffy feathers this time around. Sometimes I just want to wrap a Miggins or three around my head and walk around all day. Doesn’t everyone?? Anywho, what can I say….. that Gareth has always …